I want Snow!

It is FREEZING outside right now.
It has been raining off and on since thursday.
Some people are saying that it might snow
tonight or tomorrow!
That would be amazing!
We don't see snow that often.

I want a new job.
One that will let me have ridiculous hours.
I need to work 40 hours a week
so I can move out of SoCal
and I would prefer to work from like
11pm-7am! That would be rockin!

I am going to apply at every hotel
available! 1 down... 20 to go!

Ok well everyone do a snow dance for me!
I recommend the Soulja Boy dance...
it's fun and good cardio!

Sex Obsessed Boys...and girls!

OMG!
Do you know what the "Angry Dragon" is?
I don't... well I didn't.
SO my friend.
He will remain nameless
Says.. I'll show you the angry dragon
Is it good?
Then I knew I was heading down the
path of sex talk...
Great... I reply.
So what exactly is this angry dragon I ask?
He Replies..."it's when u push down on your head right before i cum so you choke and it comes out ur nose"
"Ewww That does not sound very nice " I replied.
Why one earth would you do that?
Why not is the question you should be asking... I assume...
Right I assure myself... Hmm should be an entertaining evening lol.
Especially the way my conversation is already going.
YOu can't get better when in the last 10 minutes the these are a few
of the words recieved...
Zelda, Fallacio, Ass, Nerd, WII and Drunk!

Ciao my fellow bloggers!
Have a delicous friday
and stay away from any body fluids coming out your nose!
Pun Intended!!

Holly Jolly Christmas!

Stolen from Lesli :


1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? I am a fan of wrapping paper because you can add your own special touch. Even plain paper can be made into something beautiful.

2. Real tree or Artificial? I personally haven't had a real tree at MY house, but last year my brother's best friend bought a tree so I could decorate it! But I think an artificial tree will do! As long as you have a christmas-ie candle to set the mood!

3. When do you put up the tree? My mom, bestfriend and myself always set the tree up the day after thanksgiving!

4. When do you take the tree down? New Years Day. I always wake up.. at about noon and my mom went all crazy and put everything away.

5. Do you like eggnog? No... I am a fan of cider!

6. Favorite gift received as a child? When I was a kid I shared a room with my little brother and one Christmas my parents built on an extra room (sorta) for me!


7. Do you have a nativity scene? I think we have one. Though it isn't out...

8. Hardest person to buy for? Umm everyone. I try to be intuitive!

9. Easiest person to buy for? Myself! I know what I want already.

10. Mail or email Christmas cards? Definitely regular mail. I love opening up the cute cards!

11 .Worst Christmas gift you ever received? Umm once I got a sports greates accident video... and my lil bro gave me a ceramic clown! But it is the thought that counts... right?

12 . Favorite Christmas Movie? Home for the Holidays

13 . Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? Oh, yes. Who needs 20 bath and body sets??

14. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Chocolate covered cherries, and ham!

15 . Clear lights or colored on the tree? We have a mixutre of both! I like things a little crazy!

16 . Favorite Christmas song? I like the Drummer Boy song!

17. Travel at Christmas or stay home? I like being at home with my family.

18. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer's? On dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen on comet and cupid and donner and blitzen! But do you recall... the most famous reindeer of all.. Rudolph~!


19. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? We open our christmas Pj's on Christmas eve and then read Twas the Night Before Christmas and then on Christmas morning we all have to get up annoyingly early to do everything else.

20. Most annoying thing about this time of year? Rude people. Come on people... be happy!

21 . Favorite ornament theme or color? My favorite ornaments are my Gone with the Wind Scarlett and Rhett bulbs!

22. When do you start shopping for Christmas? A few weeks before Christmas. I am horrible. I never know what I am going to get.

23. What, do you want for Christmas this year? A white Macbook laptop computer, a Pink digital camera, The Hlls on dvd, Scrubs on Dvd and Laguna Beach on DvD!

24. Angel or Star on top of tree? I always ALWAYS put the angel on the top! My dad use to put me on his shoulders and let me do it! Now I am taller and do it by myself!

25. What do/did you leave for Santa? Chocolate chip cookies and Milk and some carrots for the reindeer. We also go out in the street on Christmas eve and sprinkle oatmeal and glitter all over the place as Reindeer food. We know... we are too old. But come on... the chance to throw glitter all over the street! It is sooo much fun!
If you have kids I would recommend doing the "reindeer food" thing! It is a lot of fun!

I WOULD LOVE IF IT FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS--IT'S FUN

The cutest of Cousins.

I have a nightly ritual...
I sign onto the computer
Check my myspace
Check my blog
and then check my email.
Tonight I recieved an interesting email.
It reads:

Hi Nicole!!
> It's me Autumn.
> I wanted to say hi.I haven't heard from you in a while.
> So... I heard you might go to Bible college. That's cool.
> So this is my new e-mail address. Don't e-mail me at my old one.
> See you at the Christmas Party!!
> Love your dearest Little Cuz,
> Autumn (:


WoW I replied to myself. My 9 year old cousin thinks I am going to bible college. WHAT???? I am one of the least religous people I know. So what does that mean? At our "family reunion"/christmas party next weekend my whole family is going to think that I am going to "bible school." Great.... If my cousin Autumn heard this that means that her parents heard it which means my Aunt told them. I don't get it. How random. I mean really. My aunt is kinda koo koo bananas. At one point in time she thought I attended Harvard... huh?! Now don't get me wrong I love her... and I know everyone has a few nuts hanging from their family tree... but why church school lol. Oh well. What can I say. I guess I will tell you guys what happens at our family spectacular! I am sure... it will be enough crazy to leave a little smile on your face when you are dealing with your own brand of family oddities.

You've got me ten feet off the ground.

Another List
of complete Randomness.

1. I hate STUPID drama.
2. I am hyped for my New Years Party
3. I am going to buy a sparkly dress
4. Hot tea sounds amazing about now.
5. Thinking about people that cheat... and I want to gag.
6. I miss Anthony and Amanda
7. The DaVinci Code will never have the same meaning
8. I hear the opening song for Sex and the City!!!!
9. Scrubs is in it's last season :(
10 I don't really need any of the things on my xmas list.
11 Well I DO NEED a bed.
12 I want to take a family portrait.
13 With Janet and Amanda of course!!
14 I have to go to some fancy smancy dinner... blah
15 Gossip Girl is an AMAZING show.
16 I am going to take a dance class over intersession.
17 Modern I think.. but not sure yet.
18 I use to dance.
19 For 12 years actually... then I got busy.
20 I hate my car
21 Almost as much as I hate your dumb drama.
22 I am going to go watch Sex and the City!

"I'm not mad at you but...."

Smart people read the constitution.
It is the foundation of our country.
In it are the rules that I live my life by.
Here I would like to point out
one part in particular...

Amendment 1 - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression. Ratified 12/15/1791.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.



Freedom of speech is the concept of being able to speak freely without censorship. It is often regarded as an integral concept in modern liberal democracies. The right to freedom of speech is guaranteed under international law through numerous human rights instruments, notably under Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and Article 10 of the European Convention on Human Rights, although implementation remains lacking in many countries. The synonymous term freedom of expression is sometimes preferred, since the right is not confined to verbal speech but is understood to protect any act of seeking, receiving and imparting information or ideas, regardless of the medium used.

Bastards...

Gossip is pointless.
So stop talking shit.
Especially on my blog.
If you don't know...
you don't need to know.