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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

19 years old and a trip to the Sex Shoppe!

Today I entered a store located on Palmdale Blvd, called Naughty by Night. In the first room you are bombarded with lingerie, games, penis shaped straws, glow sticks, body lotions, condoms... etc. When you enter the much larger room to the right of the entrance, there are movies, I mean I didn't know this much porn existed. Holy Shit people must be having sex all the time. It was wall to ceiling, IDK, how big, but holy crap there were so many movies. ugh I was weirded out instantly. Then we were directed to the back room, on our( being Sarah and myself) walk back we noticed the huge bong collection which was sold at a different counter. Sarah and I both commented "Holy Crap, look at all the bongs" The manager politley walked back and pointed at a sign hanging above the counter and then said, " The terminology in this store is very important." The sign read, These are water and hand pipes for tobacco use. If you mention drugs or bongs you will be asked to leave. We giggled it off and he continued to direct us to the back chamber. Wow, when we got back there, a gi-normous woman was sitting behind the counter in a room filled with like 500 different kinds of dildos. WTF. Who needs that much of a selection. Sarah and I were so embarrased. Ugh. Then we both agreed that the people working there thought that sarah and I were "partners." It was quite entertaining. We left with Penis shaped straws and 20 differnt kinds of lube for the goodie-bags for the bachelorette party! Wish me the best of luck I hope it goes well!

P.S. It's my birthday right now. I have been 19 for 39 minutes. How do I feel, the same. I am just very tired because I was decorating and shopping all day and the construction of the penis shaped cake that Sarah and I just made actually took a lot of effort. I will post pictures when I get them developed!

Peace and Love

1 comments:

Janet said...

I'm so sad to be missing the shindig! Save me a goodie bag. Heehee.

Happy Birthday!